A good laugh: Wife left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation.

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation. Share

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

Found in my dads room, really hoping its not a inappropriate thing

Some people enjoy exploring antiquated shops, while others stumble upon hidden treasures in their basements. However, they share a common experience—they encounter peculiar items and initially struggle to discern their purpose. Fortunately, the internet abounds with experts ready and willing to assist in unraveling these enigmas.

1. “Found in a kitchen drawer. Stiff, but still bends a little.”

Answer: “It goes through a hole at the end of measuring spoon sets to keep them together.”

2. “Received a random Amazon parcel addressed to me that I didn’t order, what is this thing?”

Answer: “It looks like a gripper to hold fish by the mouth without harming them.”

3. “Found in my dad’s room.”

Answer: “It goes over shoes to give a grip on ice.”

4. “What is this stabby thing on wheels that arrived in the mail by mistake from Jamaica, NY?”

Answer: “It’s for weeding cracks and crevices.”

5. “A co-worker collects mystery objects and can’t identify this.”

Answer: “It’s a spark tester for a small engine.”

6. “Found this rubber thing on my stoop.”

Answer: “Water bottle holder.”

7. “Dinner table conversation… What do you think it is?”

Answer: “Lemon juicer.”

8. “Why is this toilet bowl shaped this way?”

Answer: “To hold a bedpan to collect specimens.”

9. “Colorful, plastic objects found at a thrift store. What is it?”

Answer: “Possibly pieces to a children’s play set of some sort.”

10. “What is this? A small bakelite toilet container with a spoon.”

Answer: “Could be a little salt well or ‘salt cellar’ or ‘salt pig’. They have spoons about this size and the bowl of this is pretty small.”

11. “Got this for free as a giveaway at a convention… I have no idea what it could be.”

Answer: “It’s a portable trash bag/dog poo bag holder.”

12. “Kids got these for Halloween. They are thin plastic, and say OM 5/22 made in China on the back.”

Answer: “They are stencils, popular in the 90s.”

13. “Golden-coloured opaque glass object about 25cm tall. Weights about 40g.”

Answer: “It’s a decor item.”

14. “Found this at a garage sale…”

Answer: “For opening a soft-boiled egg.”

15. “Metallic rocket-shaped object. Has three fins, & the end of a screw is sticking out of the base.”

Answer: “Salt and pepper shakers.”

Do you have an appreciation for the unconventional? Take a look at these items that may appear peculiar at first glance but, in reality, serve entirely distinctive purposes.

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