When James is on his way home after a swimming competition in London, all he wants is to sleep on the flight. But that’s the last thing on the agenda because sitting next to him is a woman who only wants to cause trouble. Eight hours later, the captain teaches her a lesson.
I was already prepared for the flight. I knew that it was going to be a long one. I mean, eight hours from London to New York was not going to be easy, but I had my earplugs, sleeping pills, and a few snacks to keep me going.
I had just wrapped up a grueling swimming competition, and every muscle in my body was crying for some much-needed rest. I was in the middle seat, which wasn’t ideal for my height, but I was too tired to care. The woman next to me, at the window, seemed just as wiped out as I was, and I could see her eyes drooping before we took off.
We exchanged a weary smile before settling into our seats.
It’s okay, James, I thought to myself. You’ll sleep through it all.
But then there was the woman who was going to be the cause of absolute mayhem and discomfort for the next eight hours.
From the moment she sat down next to me, I sensed that she was going to be trouble. She was huffing and puffing and shifting around like she’d been assigned to a seat in the luggage compartment instead of economy.
“Oh boy,” the window-seat woman sighed.
Aisle-seat woman, let’s call her Karen, kept eyeing me up and down, her mouth twisting into a frown.
Look, I’m a tall guy at six foot two. I was used to getting uncomfortable stares in airplanes, but it wasn’t my fault.
The first sign of trouble came when the plane took off. Karen pressed the call button, not once like any rational person, but three times in a row, like she was setting off an alarm.
I almost expected an alarm to sound off in the airplane.
“Ma’am,” the flight attendant asked when we had reached cruising altitude, “how can I help you?”
“This seat is unacceptable!” Karen snapped. Her voice was loud enough to draw attention from the rows around us.
“I’m cramped, and look at these two… people! They’re practically spilling over into my space.”
She shot a look at me, then at the woman at the window, who was staring straight ahead, pretending not to notice.
“I’m sorry, but we’re fully booked today,” the flight attendant replied. “There’s nowhere else for you to move.”
“You mean that there’s not one seat available on this flight? What about business class? Nothing?” she demanded.
“No, ma’am,” the flight attendant said. “There’s nothing available.”
“Then I want them moved,” Karen declared, louder this time. “I paid for this seat just like everyone else here, and it’s not fair that I have to be squished next to them. I can’t even open a packet of chips without bumping into this guy.”
For emphasis, she elbowed me in the arm.
I glanced over at the woman in the window seat, who looked on the verge of tears. My patience was wearing thin, too, and I couldn’t handle this woman when my energy tank was empty.
“Ma’am,” I said, keeping my voice as calm as I could, “we’re all just trying to get through this flight and get to our destinations. There’s really nothing wrong with the seating arrangements here.”
“Nothing wrong?” Karen barked. “Are you kidding me? Are you blind?”
She continued her rant for what felt like hours. And it was clear she wasn’t going to drop it. I tried to ignore her, but she kept shifting in her seat, kicking my legs, and continuously elbowing my arm.
By the fourth hour, I was cranky and exhausted beyond any other moment in my life. I was done.
“Look,” I said, turning to her as the flight attendant wheeled a cart down the aisle, “we can keep this up for the rest of the flight, or we can try and make the best of a bad situation. Why don’t you watch something on the screen? There are some pretty good movies here.”
But she wasn’t having it at all.
“Why don’t you tell her to go on a diet? And why don’t you learn to book seats that have space for your gigantic legs? Why do you both insist on making my life hell?” Karen hissed.
And the entire time we had been talking, Karen was busy pressing the call button.
I felt my blood boil and watched as the woman sitting next to the window tried to make herself as small as possible.
I could see the flight attendants murmuring amongst themselves, giving Karen dirty looks. If I’m being honest, I was just hoping that one of them would slip her a sedative or something. Finally, a flight attendant came over, looking as upset as I was.
“Ma’am, if you don’t calm down, we’re going to have to ask you to stay seated and not press the call button again, not unless it’s an actual emergency.”
“Oh, this is an emergency!” she shouted. “It’s a human rights violation! My rights are being violated, and everyone is just ignoring that!”
The rest of the flight went on like this, with Karen sighing dramatically, muttering under her breath, and generally making everyone around us miserable.
I just kept my head down and tried to focus on the tiny screen in front of me, tracking our progress home.
When we finally landed, I couldn’t have been any happier if I tried. This nightmare was almost over.
But then, as soon as the wheels touched down, Karen was out of her seat, darting up the aisle as if she was about to miss her connecting flight to Mars. The seatbelt sign was still on, and everyone was sitting patiently, waiting for it to turn off.
But not Karen. No, she was ignoring all the calls from the flight attendants, not even looking back. Soon, she was standing right next to the curtain separating the business-class seats from economy.
The rest of us just watched, too exhausted and frustrated to react.
Then came the captain’s voice over the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New York! We have a special guest onboard today.”
There was a collective groan. What now? Were we supposed to sit there for longer?
“We ask that everyone remain seated as I make my way through the cabin to greet this very special passenger.”
Karen perked up for some reason, her shoulders straightening like she’d just been announced as Miss Universe. She looked around with a self-satisfied smile, as if expecting everyone to applaud her.
When the captain came out of the cockpit, we saw a middle-aged man with a calm demeanor and a tired smile. As he saw Karen, he paused.
“Excuse me, ma’am,” he said. “I need to get past you to greet our special guest.”
“Oh,” she said, looking surprised. “Of course.”
He continued to make her step back down the aisle until they were almost to our row. It was priceless because although she was complying with him, the confusion growing on her face was clear.
“Maybe you should sit down in your seat,” he said.
The rest of us were watching in stunned silence, catching on to what he was doing. I could feel a smile tugging at my lips. The woman next to me was grinning, too.
Finally, the captain stopped at our row, forcing Karen to move into the row and stand at her seat.
The captain looked up at the seat numbers and grinned to himself before speaking.
“Ah, here we are,” he said, his voice booming through the cabin. “Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest is sitting right here in seat 42C. Can we all give her a round of applause?”
For a moment, there was silence. Then someone started clapping, followed by another, and another. Before long, the whole plane erupted into laughter and applause.
The woman’s face turned bright red. She opened her mouth to say something, but no words came out. She just stood there, awkward and humiliated, as the captain took a slight bow and returned to the front.
“That,” I said, leaning back in my seat with a satisfied grin, “was worth the eight hours of this torture.”
The rest of us finally gathered our things and filed out, leaving her to stew in her own embarrassment.
“Jeez,” the woman next to me said. “I’m so glad this is over. I don’t ever want to see that woman again. Maybe we’ll end up next to each other on another flight. Without a Karen this time.”
“Here’s hoping,” I said, and for the first time since the flight started, I genuinely laughed.
What would you have done?
Pierce Brosnan loves “every curve” of his wife, who was offered weight-loss surgery by her friends
Pierce Brosnan’s talent and attractiveness astounded everyone. The Irishman quickly rose to fame in Hollywood, starring in a number of popular films.
His first wife was the one who was thrilled to guide him to glory behind this endearing movie star.
The famous person wed Australian actress Cassandra Harris, who is of German and English ancestry.
He reportedly said, “Cassie made me the man I am, the actor I am, and the father I am.”
They were introduced in the 1970s via a mutual friend. It took her some time to express interest in the actor, despite the fact that Brosnan was enthralled with her attractiveness from the start. Cassandra later wed British film producer Dermot Harris after first marrying William Firth.
Harris said, “I wasn’t interested in him.however, we never stopped chatting once we got to talking because we shared a lot of interests, including acting, literature, and music.
Brosnan was unaffected by the fact that Cassandra had two children—Charlotte and Christopher—with Dermot. After they were married, he adopted the kids after their father passed away in 1986. The performer disclosed:
We simply click as a family. I was Pierce at first, then Dad Pierce, and then I was Dad. In my life, Chris and Charlotte have been incredible.
Sean was welcomed into the family a few years following the couple’s marriage. The family had blended in well, and everything appeared to be going smoothly.
Sadly, they were told startling news in 1987. Cassandra’s disease ran in her family. The same ovarian cancer that killed her mother was identified as the cause of her body’s aggressive attack.
The Australian actress endured eight operations and chemotherapy, yet she never wavered in her bravery in the face of discomfort.
She was fortunate to have a caring family around her, who frequently helped her feel better and get back to her regular routine. Brosnan acknowledged:
Sean used to pretend to be a doctor. After I took care of her, she would feel better and carry on with her life, taking care of the kids, arranging my profession, and remodeling this house.
Cassandra tragically passed away in the Kenneth Norris Jr. Cancer Hospital in Los Angeles, USA, in 1991. She had been lying in the hospital bed with Brosnan holding her hand the entire time.
The actor claimed that on their fourteenth wedding anniversary, his wife “began her journey,” with everyone in attendance save for Sean. As his wife took her final breath, Brosnan grasped her hand.
Sean, for some reason, received the news well. When he learned of his mother’s passing, tears filled his eyes, and he remarked, “It’s for the best, Dad.” She is no longer in pain.
Following Cassandra’s death, Brosnan became a more involved parent. The family grew closer as a result of the grief; the father and kids went out frequently. He also continued to communicate with Charlotte, who was in London, at the same time.
Even though Brosnan committed himself to being the greatest parent he could be by being there for his kids, he understood that the sadness would not go away immediately. He made the decision to seek counseling for his youngest son, Sean, as a result.
The actor acknowledged that there was still fun in his home despite the difficulties of being a single father. He added that he did a superb job and had amazing kids.
Brosnan gets married again
A few years after Cassandra passed away, in 1994, the actor met reporter and television correspondent Keely Smith.
Before long, they were dating and knew they were meant to be. They were inseparable and spoke frequently. The Irish actor, who had recently been chosen to play James Bond, stated in 1995:
“I would send her tickets to come over so we could be together because I missed her wherever I went in the world.”
Following two failed attempts at marriage (the second one being the result of Sean’s health crisis), the pair eventually wed in secret at Ballytubber Abbey in Mayo, Ireland, in 2001.
The space held one hundred people and was soundproofed for seclusion. The pair later gave a sumptuous reception at Ashford Castle.
For a steep cost, Hello Magazine paid to have the special event photographed. Therefore, there was sufficient protection to stave off nosy paparazzi.
Additionally, Brosnan and his second wife had a nice family. Dylan, the actor’s third son, was born in 1997.
After graduating from the USC School of Cinematic Arts, Dylan is a brilliant young man. He works as a model and a cinematographer.
Paris, the couple’s second child, is a model as well. He shares the same love in filmmaking as his older brother. He discussed the UN’s efforts to end child malnutrition in Sri Lanka and chronicled his trip there in 2019.
The family that Pierce Brosnan shared with Smith still amazes him. He has complimented her on her contributions several times. As per his statement:
“I’m among those men who think having a strong lady in your life is essential. Keely is one amazing woman I met. I couldn’t find one as good even if I tried a million times to look. Although it comes with a lot of responsibilities, becoming a father is rewarding.
Brosnan is amazed by his spouse.
The 007 star is aware that Brosnan and Smith are the cutest couple in Hollywood! He is in awe of his good fortune in discovering true love with the perfect person on two occasions.
He and Smith haven’t been involved in any scandals or controversies since their romance started. Conversely, the pair has grown inseparable and frequently praises one another in social media posts and interviews.
The actor honored his wife by sharing a photo of them together along with some moving remarks on the occasion of one of their wedding anniversaries. It said:
“My dear, happy anniversary. That evening, we danced, and we still do now. I could repeat the entire process.
Brosnan defended Smith once when an internet troll made fun of his wife by drawing comparisons between her appearance at the start of their marriage and her current appearance. He clarified that although several people had suggested she get surgery to reduce her weight, he still adores every curve on her body.
He continued by saying that from the start, her demeanor as well as her attractiveness had captured his attention. It’s true that Smith and Brosnan are a very close pair.
Above all, they have a lovely family that includes their gifted kids. This Hollywood marriage demonstrates to the younger generations that renowned couples may experience true love and that it is not a myth.
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