So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Unleash Your Inner Child at the Theme Park!
Although theme parks are typically thought of as places for kids, adults may also have a great time and make priceless memories there. Allow me to tell you a touching tale about a father and daughter who had a very unique experience with Disney World’s magic.
While Dan and his daughter Lyla, six, were strolling through the park, they happened upon a piano and a gifted musician. Lyla declared with pride that her father could also play the instrument as they listened to the music. They had no idea that this innocuous comment would set off an incredible performance.
Music teacher Justin acknowledged that while singing was not his strongest instrument, playing the piano was. Motivated by Lyla and the pianist, Justin assumed the spotlight and initiated an unplanned performance. He held the attention of everyone in the vicinity with the melancholic chords of “Ave Maria.” People were so drawn to his voice that they stopped in their tracks. Flashing cameras recorded this amazing moment. Justin would never forget that day.
Lyla was ecstatic beyond measure. “He sang it out loud and almost everyone took a video of him,” she proudly told local media. Lauren, Justin’s wife, was also astounded by the compelling production her husband created. The audience erupted in deafening ovation at the grand finale, expressing gratitude for this surprise performance.
Justin had no idea that this spontaneous act would make him a household name on the internet. His enthralling performance was captured on camera, which went viral and received thousands of views and favorable comments from people all around the world. Though Justin never anticipated becoming famous, he loved being well-known.
As he considered his newfound fame, Justin modestly told a local newspaper, “It’s beyond what I ever could have dreamed.” For grownups like Justin, Disney World—which is renowned for its enchanted experiences—proved to be equally captivating.
Thus, don’t be afraid to embrace the unexpected and let your inner child go the next time you visit a theme park. One never knows, perhaps you’ll make lifelong memories. Talk about this endearing tale with your loved ones. Love and tranquility are, after all, meant to be shared.
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