A wealthy man complained about sitting next to an overweight woman in first-class. Annoyed, he insulted her repeatedly, mocking her weight and attire. The woman quietly endured his abuse until a flight attendant offered her a visit to the cockpit, revealing she was Allison Jones, a famous opera singer.
Embarrassed, the man apologized, but Allison admonished him for his behavior, stressing that everyone deserves respect regardless of their status. The man, silenced and ashamed, remained quiet for the rest of the flight.
JOKE OF THE DAY: The housemaid Helen asked her boss lady for a raise.
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Helen: “No, the gardener did.”
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