So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Legendary Actress Loni Anderson: Forever Beautiful at 78
A Star That Lives On Beyond Time
Loni rose to stardom in the late 1970s when she played the sexy and intelligent Jennifer. She won three Grammys for the program, which followed the highs and lows of a made-up Ohio radio station.
According to Loni, “I think women liked that I embodied both sexiness and intelligence.” “There weren’t many women in comedy in 1978 who could pull off the two seamlessly.”
Early Mistakes and Unwavering Willpower
Loni found it difficult to get beyond the obstacles in her way when she first became famous. The first girl in the school had to endure stares and remarks, so it wasn’t always easy to wear a bra. However, Loni demonstrated that nothing could stand in her way.
She never turned back after making her acting debut in 1966. She continued to solidify her reputation as a legendary actress by making cameos in a number of TV series and motion pictures. Her appearance in a bikini poster, which was crucial to her landing the Jennifer role on WKRP, is one of her most memorable moments.
Loni grinned and said, “I posed for that poster because my grandchildren would see it one day.” And I’ll be happy to inform them that’s just how I came across. You received exactly what you saw.
Overcoming Personal Challenges
Loni’s personal life wasn’t always glamorous, even though she was well-known on television. She experienced highs and lows in her four marriages, the most well-known being to actor Burt Reynolds. After six years of marriage, their dramatic and widely publicized divorce was tainted by derogatory comments and accusations. But in the end, Loni showed incredible strength by admitting the difficulties she had. She was honest about the allegations of physical abuse and unpaid child support.
When Burt passed away in 2018, Loni paid her respects, which says volumes about her personality. She knew how he affected her life and their son Quinton’s. This reveals her ability to be forgiving and kind.
Increasing in Years But Not in Grace
Loni Anderson, who is 78 years old, exudes beauty. She credits maintaining a healthy lifestyle with frequent exercise and a balanced diet for her youthful appearance. She strives to redefine the boundaries of age and confronts the notion of what a grandma should look like with unyielding tenacity.
Loni said, “I never thought I wanted to be the traditional, sensible-shoe-wearing, rocking-chair-wearing grandma.” “We need to shift people’s perceptions of what grandmothers can be because they don’t fit that stereotype!”
A Life Overflowing with Inspiration and Love
Not only does Loni have a positive attitude on life, but she also surrounds herself with the proper people. In 2008, she tied the knot with guitarist Bob Flick, her true love. These days, they are content grandparents raising a lovely family. It’s always a pleasure to be with Loni Anderson, who never fails to uplift us with her optimistic outlook on life despite hardships like learning that her daughter has multiple sclerosis. She tells us that real beauty comes from the inside out and that age is just a number.
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