Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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“He just has a giant brain,” Paris Hilton reacted strongly to internet comments about her son’s head.
Being well-known and renowned may be a lot of fun—imagine having infinite income, attending elaborate red carpet events, and socializing with society’s elite but being in the limelight also means enduring criticism and scrutiny.Paris Hilton has direct knowledge of this due to her time in the spotlight.
However, the situation recently deteriorated when aggressive internet trolls questioned the looks of her small kid.
The reality TV star turned entrepreneur was compelled to defend her 9-month-old son Phoenix Barron after disparaging remarks about him appeared on social media.Paris, known for her unshakeable confidence, did not hesitate to protect her eldest kid and defend herself.
“There are some sick people in this world,” Paris stated, expressing her annoyance at the unjustified criticism. My angel is thriving. He has seen a doctor; he is simply extremely bright.She said, “[My parents] are just so obsessed with him.” I consider myself extremely blessed to have a strong support network in my close-knit family, and my sister Nicky Hilton and I are always available for advice over the phone
This most recent episode serves as a reminder that celebrities are still vulnerable to internet harassment and criticism. Children should never be subjected to hatred and abuse, but Paris’s bravery in confronting the cruel trolls proves her unwavering love for her kid.
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